You don’t have to be the type of person who keeps caviar on deck for your morning fried eggs and crème fraîche. You could be an Eggo-waffle-with-peanut-butter-and-oj-straight-out-of-the-bottle kinda guy. You don’t have to be rich to look rich. Everything you see is an elaborate ruse. Slip into this black label gold jacquard suit and red carpets will roll out in front of you, champagne will flow, and beautiful people will swoon at your presence. Enjoy the perks that come with looking really really ridiculously good looking, you deserve it.