The legendary Paul Bunyan wore these red and black checkered pants to a holiday party and looked so festive that he moved Santa Claus himself to tears. He comforted Santa by letting him sit on his lap and tell him what he wanted for Christmas. Paul Bunyan then proceeded to skillfully decorate an entire sheet of gingerbread men with his eyes closed and one rugged, masculine hand behind his back. That hand was arm wrestling Chuck Norris, and it won. Be like Paul Bunyan and wear these holiday buff check suit pants.