If you're going to rock this black and brown wood print bow tie then it's important we talk about your morning wood. That unplanned display of enthusiasm that's made the start of every day just a little more exciting ever since you were a pre-teen. Now couple that with the excitement of Christmas morning. Hell, that's almost enough to make a lumberjack cream his jammies. Especially when he sees this bow tie waiting for him under the tree... That morning wood ain't going anywhere.