Do you find yourself coming up just short in your grandiose attempts to impress the opposite sex or jumping over 13 school buses on your motorcycle? If you answered yes to either of those questions then you’re an American icon who needs a signature look and we’re here to help. We designed The Big Jumper Stuntman Flight Suit exclusively for the confident risk taker who never goes back for a second wipe.

The flared leg openings are made to accomodate any sized tree trunks you may be hurling around, and you can rely on our exclusive XXXtralong zipper to give paramedics the access they need after you “accidentally” break your fall in that conveniently placed box of rattlesnakes. The people of the cities and towns will fall to their knees begging for the opportunity to witness you pull off one. last. jump.