This pair of red and black buffalo check Ball Hammock long johns make me wanna get some dirt on my hands and go chop down a tree. I can feel myself wandering through those whispering pines with my fingies in the evergreen branches, just searching for the perfect tree to take home. I'll place that thing by the fire, make me a hot toddy and take off my pants to show off these buff check undies as I admire that beautiful piece of wood.