For far too long this copywriter’s girlfriend has demanded we create a snowflake adorned Christmas sweater suit and matching dress. In a sad desperate move to hold onto a crumbling relationship, I lobbied internally to get this done. Yes, I feel pathetically guilty about tricking my colleagues into creating this snowflake Christmas suit.

No, it did not save my relationship, but perhaps it can save yours. Raise the white flag. This one goes out to all the boys out there whose significant others have complete control over their wardrobe choices. Good night and good luck.