This red and green checkered pattern is violently similar to the one I wore back in my private school girl days. Never in my years on this planet would I think that I would choose to wear this pattern again, but here I find myself, drooling on my keyboard as I type this. Who knew that this checkered print midi Christmas dress could ooze with such class? I feel a couple dollars wealthier just looking at it. Plaid is back and I ain't mad about it.